Amanda's Baby Registry

""A way to warm the bottle when you're at Tio Stephens house" - Tio Stephen"

""Mandie, this will warm the milk to whatever temperature you set it too so you will never burn the milk or more importantly I presume, the baby boy." Tio Stephen. The leaves really go with the tropical rainforest theme for baby Andradez."

""When the monster can hold his head up to make a mess, you try to contain it here at eye level." - Tio Stephen"

""This is one of those things that you don't know you need it until you need it. This came highly recommended from my new dad friends." - Tio Stephen"

""This will likely be where you keep all of those Natural Response Nipple baby bottles. Natural response nipple should be a previously unsaid sentence."- Tio Stephen"

""You'll use these when you can't get to the bottle sterilizer to clean the Natural Response Nipples"- Tio Stephen"

""This is a 3 pack, if they sold it in an infinity pack, I would buy it."- Tio Stephen (Get the colors for baby Andradez that you think Mowgli would wear in the Jungle Book- Stephen)"

""These are feeding utensils, self explanatory Mandie"- Tio Stephen"

""This will save your a bunch of future headaches when you are meal prepping for the kid"- Tio Stephen"

""All that food processing has to go someplace, put it in these things"- Tio Stephen"

""He's going to start teething and it's Florida, this should help with both of those issues" Tio Stephen"

""This is on the list because Mandie likes this one too and is unsure of which to get, I do not have a say in which is better or worse so they are both on here. I just type things." - Tio Stephen"

"Did I put in too many fitted sheets? I can't remember. Anyway these green ones are cool - Tio Stephen"

""I heard this is what you need to have so baby boy doesn't hear the tears from papa Efrain streaming down his cheeks when he sees the kiddo is better at playing soccer than he is."- Tio Stephen"

""These are the only time you will figure out how to fold a fitted sheet." - Tio Stephen (Pick any sheet for her, they will get pooped on and turn brown anyway.)"

""$300 for spying on baby might seem like a bunch of money (because it is) but can you put a price tag on being able to monitor your babies respirations and from anywhere (you can't)?" Tio Stephen Note from Nurse Stephen, this techn is pretty cool and actually worth it's weight in gold for peace of mind alone. Don't come at me with "bAbIes hAvE bEEn sUrvIvINg wItHoUt tHis fOr 10,000 yEArs" or whatever, Yea I know that, SIDS is a real issue and if this helps mitigate that risk then I am all in, take my $300"

""Wow guys, look at all those 3 packs on Amazon"- Tio Stephen to shoppers"

"Wipe his butt not DO NOT FLUSH "FLUSHABLE" wipes down a toilet. They will RUIN your plumbing. I don't care how good your pipes are. - Tio Stephen"

""This bag holds are your baby shit but NOT your baby's actual shit" - Tio Stephen P.S. This is the third bag I had to swap on here, if this does not get gifted to her I will probably develop a brain aneurysm."

""Sage Green or White, don't get the pink, marble or any other colors, they will clash with the baby room theme" Tio Stephen"

""More things to try and protect other things from projectile poops" - Tio Stephen"

""Reading the item, Explains the item" - The Professor"

"'Control V' from previous diaper description"

"'Control V' from previous diaper description"

""Catches newborn baby excrement but only mostly and not even most of the time, huge waste of money, you'll need a bunch and in several sizes"- Tio Stephen"

""That gray one on Amazon would be perfect for the baby room, definitely not that black one that would clash in the rainforest themed baby room" - Tio Stephen"

"Mandie told me to add this, she really wants one, not sure if this is the right one because she has yet to try any on but this looks like it will work. Has great reviews. - Tio Stephen"

""After watching countless youtube videos, spending 2 hours on "New Mom" and "New Daddy and Diapers" forums, and making a trip to Dillards, I am now an expert in car seats and strollers and this is the one that I recommend (in dark gray and cognac color)" (Hey mom, I wonder if we have enough Aunt and Uncles that would pool together to get this for Mandie) "When Mandie doesn't need this anymore we get first right of refusal on the hand-me-down" Tio Stephen to Auntie Rachel"

""Danny calls this the baby poops chair, so I added it to the registry" - Tio Stephen"

""This came highly recommended through Rachels, newly second mom, friend Gentry and her girls, it looks like and acts lilke a baby jail pillow"- Tio Stephen"

"Mandie wants the black one."

""I don't know what BPA is but this doesn't have it. So sorry if you wanted a teether with BPA." - Tio Stephen"

""It's a binky ...well actually it's four binky's." - Tio Stephen"

""Do not confuse the rectal thermometer with the oral thermometer. It is a mistake you only make once."- Tio Stephen"

""This is for when you want the baby to burp on you, he will miss and ruin whatever you are wearing. It's okay, just leave this cloth on the stain." - Tio Stephen"

""Dry them off with this"- Tio Stephen"

""Dry them off with this, but with a little whimsical flair." - Tio Stephen"

""Get him wet with this" - Tio Stephen"

""Okay this is cute and handy, you can turn any bath into shower thyme" - Tio Stephen (Rage-baiting with the misspelling for audience engagement)"

"Mandie picked this one out. It will grow with the baby and transform into a toddler bed when needed. Honestly a great looking bed that stays on theme. Someone get this for her (or one just like it, she will never know the difference) - Tio Stephen"

""Mandie, I will throw so many books at your kid that they will have a library to rival the one at Oxford, put those books here"- Tio Stephen No Kindle until he can drive to the store and buy one himself!"

""This matches the crib you want!"- Tio Stephen"

""In case you need a quick way to see what clothes are hanging in the closet? Does a baby take up much closet space? Can they even reach the hangar to organize their wardrobe? These are the questions that keep me up at night."- Tio Stephen"

""Self explanatory part deaux" -Tio Stephen"

""These grippy socks look like the ones we give out at the hospital, are we having fun yet?" - Tio Stephen"

""I wonder if anyone reads my little quotes, I spent too much time doing these."- Tio Stephen"

""Pants! To cover up the lower bits that are not to be shown in public." - Tio Stephen"

""Keep that soft spot covered up, warm and protected" - Tio Stephen"

""These will make daily outfit changes a breeze, who doesn't love a jump suit?" - Tio Stephen"

""Like the jumpsuit but worn only after a sick leg day at Gold's Gym at Channelside." #notasponsor - Tio Stephen"

""Mandie is going to be raising a proper gentleman, someone you would describe as dapper. Someone that wears bowties and overalls."- Tio Stephen (does not know what dapper is)"

""You'll need a googolplex of these" - Tio Stephen"

"Get Mandie the green one! - Tio Stephen"

""The baby in the picture is smiling, so if you want your kid to smile, get these for baby boy Andradez" - Tio Stephen"

""This mirror will show the reflection of the self. It is to be used for tummy time. Tummy Time is not the proper nomenclature for prone therapy we do in the hospital to help with ARDS." - Tio Stephen, RN"

""This will keep the gremlin from wandering where they aren't supposed too" Tio Stephen"

""PSA: This should be easily accessible to everyone and the fact that these are $140 is criminal, but so is dying choking on a skittle." - Tio Stephen, RN"

""When I was a wee lad, we used to take peoples nose for touch and feel therapy, now we have crinkle toys in book form. We outta leave this world behind." - Tio Stephen"

"" This can actually save a kids life and your blouse. Keep one of these everywhere." - Tio Stephen"

""It's a binky, you'll need a bunch of these. I've seen how easily you lose your wallet, these things will not stand a chance at surviving." - Tio Stephen"

""This let's you hold the butt wipes anywhere you want them to hang" - Tio Stephen"

""Honestly, with Florida, you'll want a few of these for you and the baby. They are USB-C rechargeable so that's cool." - Tio Stephen (Get her the black one)"

"Stephen has no comment. This is a standard breast bump. She needs a breast pump."

""There is no such thing as too many diapers" - Tio Stephen"

""You can use this on baby skin or tattoos! That's cool right?" - Tio Stephen"

""Another Daddy Danny recommendation, he also says to never let mana fizzle"- Tio Stephen"

""The pink tax is real and is made worse during wedding season and baby season. I am pretty sure the hospital will give her all of these things except the shape wear, she will need to bring her own undies." - Stephen RN"

""I was wondering why you asked for this to be put on your list until I had my own little stomach surgery... I get it now"- Tio Stephen"