Trav + Jordi's Baby Registry

"Our little one is about to discover the magic of reading...(well, most likely chewing for now) books! If cash is low, we totally get it — life is expensive for everyone, we're curating a Reading Rainbow Classics Collection because nothing says "heirloom" like a well-loved Goodnight Moon with bite marks."

"We understand times are hard, if you're strapped for cash but loaded with nostalgia, send your gently used baby clothes! We love sustainability and thrifting over here! Recycle some good karma straight to our crib!"

"As it turns out, growing a whole human from scratch is not considered a "paid vacation" by my employer. While Baby gets to nap rent-free for the foreseeable future, Mama's got bills that won't change themselves. If you'd like to help fund my exciting new unpaid role as a 24/7 milk bartender, diaper-changing attendant, infant educator, and professional baby-shusher, we'd be eternally grateful! No amount is too small — unless it's career advice like "just enjoy the time off!" Then please, keep that."

"We’re so excited for the baby, but not so excited to be paying off student loans in 2042! If you’d like to contribute to their 529 college fund, we promise to send the kid over to mow your lawn once they develop motor skills."