Baylie & Kendrick's Baby Registry

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Alongside the traditional gifts on our registry, we are establishing an investment fund for Eliana Rose Hardison with a long-duration mandate focused on capital appreciation, prudent diversification, tax efficiency, and preservation of optionality across future liquidity needs. Contributions may be allocated among public equities, fixed-income instruments, tax-advantaged accounts, alternative investments, and other assets selected in accordance with her time horizon and evolving risk profile. Our objective is to create a pool of permanent capital that can support Eliana’s education, entrepreneurial ventures, homeownership, professional ambitions, and other meaningful opportunities throughout her life."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"We are creating a timeless and welcoming nursery for Eliana Rose Hardison inspired by the warmth, elegance, and enduring craftsmanship of Ralph Lauren. Contributions will help us select classic, heirloom-quality furniture and finishing pieces that feel collected rather than simply decorated and that can serve Eliana throughout her earliest years and remain meaningful as she grows. Our goal is to create a refined and comfortable space where quiet mornings, bedtime stories, and some of our family’s first memories together will take place."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"The Spa, Silk, and More Mom Fund is dedicated to preserving Mom’s peace, polish, and general commitment to remaining fabulous throughout the beautiful chaos of motherhood. Contributions may be deployed toward five-star spa treatments, silk pajamas, luxury skincare, restorative hotel-quality bedding, beautifully unnecessary accessories, and other strategic acquisitions that make sleep deprivation feel at least marginally more glamorous. The fund maintains a broad investment mandate because self-care opportunities may arise without notice and must be acted upon quickly. Performance will be measured through improved morale, reduced household volatility, and Mom continuing to look remarkably composed despite having absolutely no idea what day it is."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"The Dad Fund is a diversified lifestyle vehicle designed to preserve Dad’s patience, performance, and overall portfolio of interests through strategic allocations to premium whisk(e)y, golf, investment-fund literature, venture-related opportunities of questionable necessity, and other assets believed to produce durable personal utility. Expenditures may be characterized as ordinary and necessary under household tax policy, although no representation is made that Mom, the IRS, or any other regulatory authority will respect that position. Family and friends are invited to participate as limited partners, while Dad serves as general partner, investment manager, and sole beneficiary of the carried interest."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Every important arrival deserves an equally impressive mode of transportation, and contributions to the Stroller Fund. This will help place Eliana Rose Hardison in a first-class set of wheels designed for smooth handling, superior comfort, and highly visible curb appeal. We are looking for the baby equivalent of a luxury performance vehicle, complete with premium fabrics, advanced suspension, generous cargo capacity, and enough style to command attention everywhere from neighborhood walks to upscale shopping excursions. Your gift will help ensure that Eliana travels in comfort, her parents travel in style, and the other babies understand that she did not come to play."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Pursuant to the Diaper Protection and Abatement Act of 2026, the Hardison household hereby establishes a continuously funded reserve for the acquisition and emergency deployment of diapers and related containment infrastructure. Contributions will be used to mitigate leakage events, hazardous odor emissions, overnight containment failures, and other material breaches arising from Eliana Rose Hardison’s ordinary course of business, including expenditures for diapers, wipes, creams, disposal systems, and other sanitation supplies. By contributing, each donor acknowledges that diaper-related liabilities are recurring, nondelegable, and not subject to any meaningful force majeure defense, while the parents agree to exercise commercially reasonable efforts to maintain sanitary conditions until Eliana achieves full regulatory independence."

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Color frappe"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Personalization: Eliana"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Font: Olivia, thread color: Olive, Personalized: Eliana"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Color: pink"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Design: Olivia, personalized: Eliana, thread color: Moss"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Size:6-12 months"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Size:6-12 months"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"size: 3-6m"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Color: Scarlet name: Eliana Rose"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Baby pink- size XL"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Color- bows in bloom size- XL"

Note from Baylie and Kendrick:

"Color- pearl pink"