Bettie's Baby Registry
Bettie Batty & Clyde Cleaver Cletus
January 12, 2026
Hello, Fans and Countrymen! Thank you so much for supporting our new little tax write-off! We are thrilled to be given the chance to exploit this child for content! We have chosen the name Future Dolla Hunter as it represents our aspirations for our new bag-o-cash! We only want the best for little Content, so please only buy things from this list! Much love, Bettie and Clvde!
Feeding
Sovereign Silver Immune Support - Colloidal Silver, Bio-Active Silver Hydrosol, 10 ppm, Liquid Dropper, 4 Fl Oz, (118 mL)
$9.99
Rhodes Race Cars Plate and Sheet Metal
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$30.95
Nexgrill 4 Burner Stainless Steel Propane Gas Grill with Side Burner 720-0830XF
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$399.00
New Amsterdam Pink Whitney Vodka 750ml (60 Proof) - New Amsterdam – BevMo!
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$100.00
Tito's Handmade Vodka 1.75L (80 Proof) - Tito's Vodka – BevMo!
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$100.00
Apple Betty Seeds
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$50.00
Prank-O Crib Dribbler – Funniest Prank Gift Box | Hilarious Empty Gag Gift for White Elephant & Christmas 2025 | Funny Gift Box for Coworkers, Friends & Men Who Have Everything, As Seen on Shark Tank
$9.99
The Classic Bottle
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$30.00
Trump Eagle Bib - Trump Store
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$25.00
Adults Feeding Bottle
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$9.99
Sleeping
Klear Concepts Fire Blanket 2 PACK 40X40 911413
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$19.88
Edmondson Supply | SolderWeld SW-MFRB Flame Resistant Magnetic Blanket
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$45.60
Wooden Cradle for Baby Jesus – Wooden Nativity Manger - Crib Wood
$56.50
Diapering
30 Pieces Mini Canister Refreshing Wet Wipes Baby Daily Wipes Use Barrel Wipes
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$0.28
RAB Graphic Baby Diapers - Size 3
$28.24
Depend Fresh Protection Adult Diapers, Incontinence & Postpartum Bladder Leak Underwear for Women, Disposable, Maximum, Medium, Blush, 30 Count, Packaging May Vary
$21.48
Baby gear
Witty Yeti Hilarious Child Chucker Gag Gift Empty Box Wrap Your Real Present Inside to Prank Friends or Family with This Practical Joke for Men or Women. Funny Idea for New Parents or Baby Shower.
$9.99
red vintage style child seat chair baby seat antique style baby seat chair red
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$185.00
25pcs Party Blowers,Colourful Noisemakers Party Blowouts Squawkers Fringed Noise Maker,Birthday Noisemakers Birthday Blow Horns Party Whistles
$6.99
UBeesize 12'' Selfie Ring Light with 62’’ Tripod Stand for Video Recording, Live Streaming(YouTube, Instagram, TIK Tok), Compatible with Phones, Cameras and Webcams
$32.99
Health & safety
Heroin - Wikipedia
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$0.20
McKesson Hypodermic Needles — Medical Supply Pros
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$18.99
JBC Tools ND-KS Set of 16 Steel Dispensing Needles for DPM Manual Solder Paste Dispenser - Contains 2 Each of 18 Gauge to 30 Gauge Needles
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$11.70
Nursery & decor
Water Monitor for Sale | Reptiles for Sale
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$150.00
Oliver Machinery 16” 3 Phase 10 HP Professional Heavy-Duty Table Saw with 52” Rails - 4065.003
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$8,028.00
Custom Neon Signs | Fast Delivery & Unbeatable Price – Crazy Neon
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$10,000.00
Autumn Cat Wallpaper: Children's Room Decor, Peel & Stick or Traditional
$68.20
Dark Grape Purple LEFT Hand Shaped Chair 32" tall adult size 70's Retro EAMES iCarly NEW
$195.00
Business Security Camera System - 64 8MP (4K) IP NVR Camera System / 64IPBA8-N
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$25,734.99
Realistic Life Sized Freaky Fruit All Seeing Lemon by Dead Head Props ,Halloween Prop, Horror Prop, Halloween Decoration
$25.99
Creepy Clown Painted Horror Chair
$280.00
To My Dear Mother-in-law - God Bath Mat
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$34.90
Biohazard Step-On Waste Can - 6 Gallon
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$96.00
Love Has Won Fan Art Love Has Won Posters
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$19.80
Love Has Won Limited Collection Love Has Won Pillows Cover
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$29.00
Zinger Heavy Duty Front and Back Entry – Dens and Kennels
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$1,389.99
Giant Vampire Halloween Decoration : 6-Foot-Tall Selfie Station Statue Prop
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$18,995.00
Shintenchi 6x4 FT Outdoor Storage Shed with Window, Lockable Outdoor Waterproof Tool Storage Sheds,Weather Resistant Tool Storage House Shed for Garden,Backyard,Patio Utility Tool Storage,Dark Gray
$152.99
Clothing
Mini influencer Denim Skirt Outfit
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$42.95
my child will not be a vegan
$9.99
My First President Baby Bodysuit, Funny Trump Baby Shirt, Toddler Sweatshirt - Trump Lover Baby Gift, President-Themed Outfit, Cute Baby Tee
$7.99
Full of Shit - Just Like dad - Funny dad onesies - Funny Baby Clothes - Funny baby gifts -Funny baby shower gift-Baby gift-Funny baby onesie
$12.50
Funny Metalhead Baby Infant Clothing, Sarcastic Emo Bodysuit, I Can't F*cking Read, Alternative Baby Gift, Punk Rock Newborn Outfit
$21.38
I Came From Nuttin' Baby Onesie®, Baby Shower Gift, Retro Funny Baby Onesie®, Inappropriate Baby Bodysuit, Pregnancy Announcement Onesie®
$6.99
I hate everyone. stupid cunts Baby Onesies - Hoodiego
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$25.80
Enjoy An Ice Cold Glass Of Deportation Baby Onesie Funny Trump Conservative Political Patriotic TS02
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$26.89
I Have Rabies Funny Baby Onesie, Funny Baby Shower Gifts, Gift for Baby Boy/ Girl, Gender Reveal Party, Cotton Infant Bodysuit Apparel, Goth
$19.99
Republican Baby Onesie®, I Only Cry When Liberals Hold Me Onesie®, Funny Baby Bodysuit, Trendy Baby Suits (SC-RULIB7)
$10.99
Fowl Language Cozy Organic Babysuit
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$33.00
iPoop Poop Emoji Baby Bodysuit One Piece by Kids Streetwear
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$14.99
If Your Dad Doesnt Have A Beard Funny Baby Bodysuit One Piece by Kids Streetwear
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$14.99
Poppin Bottles Infant One Piece Bodysuit By Kids Streetwear
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$16.99
Im This Many Funny Infant Baby Boys Bodysuit – Kids Streetwear
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$16.99
Gangsta Napper Sleep Funny Baby Bodysuit One Piece by Kids Streetwear
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$14.99
All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub Baby Bodysuit One Piece by Kids Streetwear
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$14.99
inktastic I'm Gonna Vote Republican in 2036 Baby Bodysuit
$14.99
I Cry Almost As Much As Liberal Funny Republican Baby Onesie for Newborns to 2 Year Olds Boys or Girls Grey
$15.00
Made In Vachina Barcode Baby Bodysuit One Piece by Kids Streetwear
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$14.99
Daddys Little Tax Credit Funny Babyshower Infant Baby Boys Bodysuit – Kids Streetwear
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$16.99
AW Fashions Made in VaChina Baby Bodysuit Funny Cute Baby Girl Clothing or Boy Outfit Infant Romper
$13.88
Playing
2025 dog robot puppy like a real puppy - Temu
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$7.62
Nice Rack: The Legend of Tammy Paperback – June 21, 2024
$12.99
The Art of Sexual Ecstasy: The Path of Sacred Sexuality for Western Lovers Paperback – January 1, 1989
$17.15
Holy C*nt: The Alchemy of Tantra, Relationships and Travel
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$14.95
Irreversible Damage: The Transgender Craze Seducing Our Daughters Paperback – June 29, 2021
$15.83
Right Wing Revolution: How to Beat the Woke and Save the West Hardcover – June 11, 2024
$33.00
AmishToyBox.com Lollipop Express Double Stroller-Cart Combo, Easily Converts From Stroller to Horsey Cart, Play Harness Included
$450.00
Haunted Spirit Doll MANDY SEXUAL LOVER SECRETS AGRESSIVE BI-SEXUAL STRONG ENERGY
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$2,700.00
Donny Doll Baby Donald Trump Plush Organic Catnip Pet Toy MAGA Mascot Novelty
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$9.59
Bass Pro Shops Tracker Boat Ball Pit
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$49.99
Lifesize Possessed Girl Doll
$2,550.00
to start it's career off early-Influencer Kit for Kids
$4.86
Plush Trump Airplane - Trump Store
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$40.00
General
VEVOR 20inch 62CC Gas Powered Chainsaw, 3.8 HP 2 Stroke Engine Gas Power Chainsaws with Non-Slip Handle, Gas Chainsaws with Dual Fuel Tanks, For Wood Cutting, Tree Trimming, and Land Clearing
$106.61
12lb Raw Honey - Pure and strained - 12 lb Honey Pail - 1 gallon bucket - Wholesale Bulk. Baker's. Industry. Light Amber 12 pound Multifloral
$49.99
Most wantedTomcat with Bromethalin Bait Chunx Pail, Rat and Mice Control for Agricultural Use and Professional Applicators, 4.25 lbs.
$30.49
For the parent(s)
Mickey Mouse Gloves - Disney
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$12.99
Wake Up Sluts T-Shirt, Funny Animal shirt Meme Graphic Tee, Sarcastic T-shirt, Cursed Tshirt, Unhinged Humor Top Viral T-shirt
$12.88
DuPont™ Tychem 2000 Tyvek® Coveralls With Attached Hood And Socks, Medium, Yellow, Pack Of 12
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$237.29
Prank-O Birthie Stick Gag Gift Boxes for Presents, Mother's Day Gift Box, Wrap Your Real Present in a Convincing and Funny Fake Gift Box, Practical Joke for Birthday Presents, Empty Box
$9.99
Design Your Cybertruck | Tesla
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$100,000.00
Speed Queen Vintage Washing Machine
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$415.00
Pilgrim Parade Pleaser Adult Costume Free Shipping
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$479.99
Pretty Pink Hippo Mascot Costume
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$479.00
