The Minimalist Boat Baby

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"Because choosing a baby bottle is harder than choosing a college."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"My other boob's new side hustle."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"My new gym membership, because this arm workout is no joke."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The only bags I'll be packing for a while. Jk. We're nomads."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"For the day I'm finally brave enough to leave the house with a baby and all their milk and snacks. Which will probably be day 1."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"My emotional support ice cream needs to stay frozen, even when my sanity is melting."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The only thing that will be full and not spilling in this house."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"For all those baby food purees I'm definitely going to make from scratch, and not just buy in a pouch."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The only silver lining to those first few weeks of breastfeeding."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"Because the only thing louder than a screaming baby is a baby who can't sleep because of noise. This is for the baby's ears and our sanity."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"For the baby who demands a five-star, sustainable experience for every bowel movement."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"Our attempt at being 'eco-friendly.' Send help (and detergent)."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The world is our changing table now, and we're not sorry."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"My baby's new mobile bedroom. We'll be using this for all-day adventures and all-night snoozing."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The new diaper it bag."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"So I can be hands-free and still get all the snuggles I want."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"This tub folds up so we can hide it from our future selves, who will inevitably complain about all the baby gear."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"For the baby who demands a very specific, perfectly-calibrated bath experience. Also, for the parents who need to check the room temperature 20 times a day because 'is it too hot?' is a new personality trait."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The only thing more absorbent than these is a baby's ability to create a mess."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"Our new secret weapon for sun protection, and a great way to practice the 'put it back on' game."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"The first step in a long, beautiful journey of learning to clean up after themselves."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"So we can find the baby's things and not just the baby."

Note from Jalicha and Justin:

"Our personal shade sanctuary for all those park dates, beach days, and backyard escapes."