Brandi's Baby Registry

"Used in decent condition is fine."

"Is 20 excessive? Maybe. I don't honestly know. But I do know that laundry isn't fun, so that's the knowledge we're rolling with."

"So maybe 20 is excessive, but having plenty of burp cloths seems like the parenting equivalent of "always carry a towel.""

"As far as I'm concerned, blue is unisex."

"Small, any color"

"0-6 months. Pretty much any color but pink. If I have a girl, I'll just stick a bow on her. It'll be fiiine."

"Used in decent condition is fine. We're open to some other crib/toddler bed transition type of thing we can use once baby can roll over."

"Doesn't have to be this exact one. I'd prefer something that isn't overly complicated."

"Yep, going to need lots of these. Don't think it's possible to have too many. Is buying them by the pallet an option?"

"Let's be real here, we're going to need a lot of diapers in pretty much all the sizes. We're only asking for one box of newborn because there's no telling how fast baby will grow, but aside from that, go nuts."

"I'm partial to the arrow and leaf designs, but ultimately not that picky. This thing isn't exactly getting used for aesthetically appealing processes."

"Doesn't have to be this exact one. The fact that these come with a buckle is oddly terrifying. At what point do diaper changes turn into cage matches?"

"I know fighting drool is a losing battle, but dang it, we're gonna try."

"I'll be honest, I mostly want these because the idea of giving one's baby a cactus to chew on is kind of amusing."

"Keeping the cold off the fingers is pretty clever. Well played, Frida."

"I truly can't believe this little fart kazoo is a thing that exists, but a lot of people insist it's a lifesaver when your gassy baby won't stop screaming. I don't much care for the screaming, so I guess we'll find out."

"Beige or white"

"Open to other brands, just so long as we get some sort of stealth medicine delivery system. It feels like a dirty trick, but it's a smart one."

"Joe wants this because it's an otter. It's probably for the baby though. I think."

"It doesn't have to be this exact one, just a touch-operated nightlight that plays sounds. Please, nothing that requires an app though. If I have to open an app in the middle of night to turn on a light while placating a newborn, there's a solid chance that I'll chuck my phone across the room. Bring back buttons and operating systems that don't need my email. And get off my lawn too. Durn kids."

"0-3 month"

"Newborn"

"0-3 months, white/gray or white/blue. Dinosaurs are totally unisex in my book. Tiny, nerdy Brandi really wanted to be a paleontologist once upon a time."

"3-6 months, white/gray or white/blue. Dinosaurs are totally unisex in my book. Tiny, nerdy Brandi really wanted to be a paleontologist once upon a time."

"Gift cards to places like Taco Shop and Sonic are just fine and very appreciated. This kid is roughly 70% taco at this point and I see no reason to stop."

"For snacking while nap-trapped — the slightly less healthy edition."

"For snacking while nap-trapped."

"For hydrating while nap-trapped."