Brandi's Baby Registry

"Used in decent condition is fine. Seriously. I'm happy to run the dishwasher. Buuut if you happen to find a steal, I hear these are pretty convenient."

"Is 20 excessive? Maybe. I don't honestly know. But I do know that laundry isn't fun, so that's the knowledge we're rolling with."

"So maybe 20 is excessive, but having plenty of burp cloths seems like the parenting equivalent of "always carry a towel.""

"As far as I'm concerned, blue is unisex."

"0-6 months. Pretty much any color but pink. If I have a girl, I'll just stick a bow on her. It'll be fiiine."

"Yep, going to need lots of these. Don't think it's possible to have too many. Is buying them by the pallet an option?"

"Let's be real here, we're going to need a lot of diapers in pretty much all the sizes. We're only asking for one box of newborn because there's no telling how fast baby will grow, but aside from that, go nuts."

"Doesn't have to be this exact one. The fact that these come with a buckle is oddly terrifying. At what point do diaper changes turn into cage matches?"

"I know fighting drool is a losing battle, but dang it, we're gonna try."

"I'll be honest, I mostly want these because the idea of giving one's baby a cactus to chew on is kind of amusing."

"I truly can't believe this little fart kazoo is a thing that exists, but a lot of people insist it's a lifesaver when your gassy baby won't stop screaming. I don't much care for the screaming, so I guess we'll find out."

"Beige or white"

"Open to other brands, just so long as we get some sort of stealth medicine delivery system. It feels like a dirty trick, but it's a smart one."

"Joe wants this because it's an otter. It's probably for the baby though. I think."

"0-3 month"

"3-6 months, white/gray or white/blue. Dinosaurs are totally unisex in my book. Tiny, nerdy Brandi really wanted to be a paleontologist once upon a time."

"0-3 months, white/gray or white/blue. Dinosaurs are totally unisex in my book. Tiny, nerdy Brandi really wanted to be a paleontologist once upon a time."

"Gift cards to places like Taco Shop and Sonic are just fine and very appreciated. This kid is roughly 70% taco at this point and I see no reason to stop."

"For snacking while nap-trapped — the slightly less healthy edition."

"For snacking while nap-trapped."

"For hydrating while nap-trapped."