Caity-Shea & Alec’s Baby Registry

"Testing out a few bottles in case of strong opinions."

"NYT-recommended for our coastal elitist baby."

"In case she prefers an artisanal speckled pattern."

"Confetti, but in a muted tone to appeal to her nihilistic youth."

"Dino baby on the scene."

"Tiny human eatery in a calming spa aesthetic."

"For Rocky straw training montages."

"A ray of hope in our dishwasher-less apartment."

"Because the cats would love to eat flung baby food. (Eucalyptus for Tripp Trapp Chair)"

"Grows with her to age 6 *and* appeals to her dad’s Nordic sensibilities."

"Portable sound machine for on-the-go snoozes."

"To match her nursery and her mom's back tattoo."

"Has insulated bottle compartment and masculine vibe we assume smells of cedar and whiskey."

"For *tender behinds*."

"Color: Sage. Vibe: Felt on a mission."

"Instilling the importance of a quick change from day one."

"One-handed pulls in case of bucking baby."

"Modeling the importance of pockets."

"Purpose: Portable Baby Jail. Pattern: Annie."

"Traveling baby observatory."

"If only they made these for overwhelmed adults in crowds."

"Lightweight car seat with maybe more safety features than most cars. (Color: Granite)"

"Compact, city-friendly stroller researched within an inch of its life."

"Preventing airport tragedies and extending warranties near you."

"For cellular devices, beverage receptacles, and lil treats."

"For tiny mani/pedis"

"Allegedly important when living in a desert."

"To mirror her mother's obsession with gut health."

"Just look how happy that ice pack is!"

"It's giving Listerine breath strips."

"Important frog representation in the paci scene."

"So we don't pick up pacifiers in 10-sec intervals."

"Gnawing options matter."

"Part sheep, part bunny, all delicious."

"Mid-thirties come at you fast, gotta save those knees."

"For comfy baths and preventing us from adopting a real otter."

"A current baby bath tub and likely future cat fort."

"Apparently Jessica Alba's company? Good for Jessica."

"Cradle cap? Never met her."

"Until she's ready for the fine-grit sandpaper we use."

"Until she's ready for the industrial steel wool we use."

"To improve lizard diplomatic efforts."

"To improve unicorn diplomatic efforts."

"For alphabet-learning and avoiding noggin-bonking."

"The finest Toy Toy Winkel Rattle money can buy."

"Help her get buff *and* stimulate visual development."

"The harrowing true story of a llama defying the odds."

"To bat around in the stroller. (Cat approved behavior)"

"Multiple activities, in one convenient center."

"Apparently magical car seat toys."

"So she can negotiate with the pets at a respectful eye level."

"Hypnotic elephant fish cube"

"Friendly crinkley caterpillar"

"Blocks/rings safe for chewing should the mood strike."

"Vital Violet/Violette collab. And her stuffy for scale in month marker pics!"

"Evangelized axolotl enthusiasm."

"For putting things places! (Size: 4pcs-L13xW8.5xH5.1" Color: Off-White Brown)"

"For organizing those things into another place! (Color: Turq)"

"Making tiny clothes fit into regular-sized drawers."

"over-the-store doorage–no, wait–"

"For stuffies and wayward cats."

"For tiny laundry"

"For snuggles and helping her caterpillar adjust."

"Cuddly butterfly blanket to inspire the caterpillar blanket."

"To match a deeply cute Paddington onesie."

"Also to match a deeply cute Paddington onesie."

"Size 6mo"

"Size: 9mo"

"Size: NB"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Apparently the only baby socks that *actually* stay on?"

"Gripper versions she won't immediately lose at daycare."

"Size: NB"

"Size: NB"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size: 3-6m"

"Size: 6-9m"

"Size: 12m"

"Size: 12m"

"Size: NB"

"Size: 3-6m"

"Size: 0-6m"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size 6m"

"Size: NB"

"Size: 0-3m"

"Size: 6m"

"Size: 6m"

"Size: 6m"

"Size: 9m"

"Size: 9m"

"Size: 12m"

"Size: 12M"

"Size: 12m"

"Size: 3m"

"Size: 0-6m"