Caity-Shea & Alec’s Baby Registry

"Testing out a few bottles in case of strong opinions."

"NYT-recommended for our coastal elitist baby."

"For vom com meet-cutes."

"Splash zone recovery supplies."

"Save Our Shirts: Dino Edition™️."

"Clean up crew sashes."

"Dino baby on the scene."

"Confetti in a muted tone to appeal to her nihilistic youth."

"Tiny human eatery in a calming spa aesthetic."

"For Rocky straw training montages."

"A ray of hope in our dishwasher-less apartment."

"Because cats would love flung baby food. (Compatible w/ Stokke Tripp Trapp High Chair)"

"Purpose: Portable Baby Jail. Pattern: Annie."

"Portable sound machine for on-the-go snoozes."

"Laundry-free changing pad w/ strong peanut branding."

"Has insulated bottle compartment and masc vibe we assume smells of cedar and whiskey."

"For *tender behinds*."

"One-handed pulls in case of bucking baby."

"Color: Sage. Aesthetic: Utility Felt"

"Instilling the importance of a quick change from day one."

"Traveling baby observatory."

"If only they made these for overwhelmed adults in crowds."

"Lightweight car seat with maybe more safety features than most cars. (Color: Granite)"

"For her second chariot."

"Compact, city-friendly stroller researched within an inch of its life."

"Preventing airport tragedies and extending warranties near you."

"For cellular devices, beverage receptacles, and lil treats."

"For tiny mani/pedis"

"Allegedly important when living in a desert."

"To mirror her mother's obsession with gut health."

"It's giving Listerine breath strips."

"Important frog representation in the paci scene."

"So we don't pick up pacifiers in 10-sec intervals."

"Gnawing options are key."

"Part sheep, part bunny, all delicious."

"Mid-thirties come at you fast, gotta save those knees."

"For comfy baths and preventing us from adopting a real otter."

"A current baby bath tub and likely future cat fort."

"Apparently Jessica Alba's company? Good for Jessica."

"Cradle cap? Never met her."

"Until she's ready for the fine-grit sandpaper we use."

"Until she's ready for the industrial steel wool we use."

"Until she’s ready for the coarse-grain pumice we use."

"To improve lizard diplomatic efforts."

"To improve unicorn diplomatic efforts."

"Help her get buff *and* stimulate visual development."

"For alphabet-learning and avoiding noggin-bonking."

"The finest Toy Toy Winkel Rattle money can buy."

"For all her stacking, chewing, and string pulling needs."

"The harrowing true story of a llama defying the odds."

"To bat around in the car seat. (Cat approved behavior.)"

"To bat around in the stroller."

"Multiple activities, in one convenient center."

"Friendly crinkley caterpillar"

"Stackable, chewable blocks, should the mood strike."

"This toy has everything: shapes, strings, rattles."

"Vital Violet/Violette collab. Her scale stuffy for month marker pics!"

"Evangelized axolotl enthusiasm."

"Studio Ghibli diapering distraction."

"Baby hypnotism assistant."

"Making tiny clothes fit into regular-sized drawers."

"For stuffies and wayward cats."

"For putting things places! (Size: 4pcs-L13xW8.5xH5.1" Color: Off-White Brown)"

"For organizing those things into another place! (Color: Turq)"

"Crib tree (in Scheme B)"

"over-the-store doorage–no, wait–"

"For tiny laundry"

"For snuggles and helping her caterpillar adjust."