The Shields' Baby Registry

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Whatever is the cheapest color + size: For Stokke Tripp Trapp.. this kids tryin to make modern art"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"dinner on the baby instead of on us."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"drool containment"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"spit-up ambush prevention."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

""Why is your shirt wet?""

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"apparently there's microplastic in glass bottles now what the hell"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"clean and tidy. clean and tidy. clean and tidy."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"here comes the airplane. here. comes. the. airplane. open up, eat this."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"the first step into spiraling into a winnie the pooh household."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this is nicer than what we have on our bed. this kid better enjoy it."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"cozy sleep attire but secretly a socially acceptable baby straight jacket."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Shape: Oval - Size: for Halo BassiNest Swivel Sleeper"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"need to keep the bassinet fresh when spit-up tries to claim it."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this one is for me."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"simply the best, simply the best diapers for my child. once again, walmart provides. nothing else will do but the best from wally world."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'm on my diaper hustle. we on that grind."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"boutta carry the whole nursery on my back"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"the blowouts pad."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"prevents ordering these ad-hoc at 2AM off amazon"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"dang. these are cute. what the heck."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"double zippered you know how we be"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"double zippered but for da baby when they're bigger"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"looks like this might have gone out of stock idk. if it looks in-stock go for it"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"wait we have to feed ourselves too?"