Da Shields' Baby Registry

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Chair Color: Warm Brown - Baby Set Color: Warm Brown with Beige Harness - Cushion Color: Nordic Grey - Tray Color: Black - Newborn Set Color: Anthracite if we don't buy this chair this kids gunna be a floor goblin."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Whatever is the cheapest color + size: For Stokke Tripp Trapp.. this kids tryin to make modern art"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"dinner on the baby instead of on us."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"drool containment"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this kids gunna look cool as hell. gang gang."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"spit-up ambush prevention."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Burp Breakin' Part 2: Electric Boogaloo"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"medieval punishment cream"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

""Why is your shirt wet?""

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"apparently there's microplastic in glass bottles now what the hell"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

""you expect me to drink COLD milk? right.""

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"we need to store the bottle parts somewhere ya know."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"clean and tidy. clean and tidy. clean and tidy."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"pillow funny name."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"keep the food in low earth orbit"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"make first foods feel fun. here comes the airplane. here. comes. the. airplane."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'm going to take a nap in this"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"safe firmness now and flip it later as da baby grows. need it to prevent back pain for the time the baby is our age."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"the first step into spiraling into a winnie the pooh household."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this is nicer than what we have on our bed. this kid better enjoy it."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_surveillance"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"cozy sleep attire but secretly a socially acceptable baby straight jacket."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Shape: Oval - Size: for Halo BassiNest Swivel Sleeper"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"need to keep the bassinet fresh when spit-up tries to claim it."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"diaper dad home base."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Whatever is the cheapest color, please. "uh oh stinky" containment."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this kid is going to poop yo."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"endless cleanups"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"simply the best, simply the best diapers for my child that walmart provides. nothing else will do but the best from wally world."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'm on my diaper hustle. we on that grind."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"boutta carry the whole nursery on my back"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"the blowouts pad."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this things got a built in pillow? technology these days..."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"otherwise we'd be summoning the whole pack in one pull..."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i did a lot of research and it turns out this is the best stroller for doing sick drifts around the aisles of your local costco"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Whatever is the cheapest color/style/fabric combination is our preference. baby bounce."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"narcissistic baby."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"prevents ordering these ad-hoc at 2AM"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'd brush my teeth three times a day if this is what toothbrushes looked like"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"It's Sophie."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"THIS IS SOPHIE'S BEST FRIEND."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"we chose to be prepared over brave."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"oh god"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"calm down and suck on ya caterpillar"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"this kids got DAYTIME and NIGHTTIME pacifiers? what is the difference yo"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"helps ensure additional time mewing"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"Whatever is the cheapest color, please."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"look at how cute this is gosh daaang."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'm going to put this in my eyes to verify."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"it's winnie the pooh print but they can't market it as that"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"looks like this might have gone out of stock idk. if it looks in-stock go for it"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"double zippered you know how we be"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"lookin fresh"

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"piano lessons."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"the price point is the reason why the study proves this helps the baby learn, not the other way around. tummy time typa gym."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"classics. c'mon you know know these the best."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"a truly tactile experience."

Note from Richard and Stephanie:

"i'm getting sleepy just previewing the pages, dang."