Lauren & Caleb’s Baby Registry
Lauren Welker & Caleb Pritchard
Austin, TX
January 4, 2026
Hello and welcome to the totally rad registry for our little bundle of joy! From successful political campaigns to high-stakes housing battles to building world-renowned Halloween decorations, we've taken on a ton of challenges together, but none of them so dizzyingly ambitious as this journey towards parenthood. It's a wild world out there and we want to make sure this kid hits the ground running/crawling with all the things that make a man: fine fashion, good books, sound sleep, and diapers. Lots and lots of diapers.
It's true that, in this economy, even gonzo journalists and international whale smugglers sometimes need a little help. Your support and generosity mean the world to us and to our soon-to-be-bouncing-baby-boy. From our family to yours: THANK YOU!