Jacklyn Sage's Baby Registry
Hello all, we are Excited and Eager to see you at Either of our Events. Due to Emplacement and Inevitable Embargos, some of you may see us here or there, or neither and that is Exponentially okay. We understand, Everyone is Exactly where they need to Exist.
If you are Expressing generosity toward our Expanding family, here is an Essential, Exhaustive list. Please Endeavor to use it. If you find a more Economical Expense Elsewhere, feel free — just Ensure you mark the item as “PURCHASED” so it is Effectively Erased from the registry.
Endless gratitude to Everyone for the Empathy, Encouragement, and Extraordinary generosity throughout this Exhilarating and Exacting Evolution into Early parenthood.
An Early Envisioning of her Eventual Entrance: I Expect an Empathetic, Expressive, and Energetic Eclipse Ember Equine Evening 7/23/26
Exactly half an Earthly Elipse from Tucker's 30th Entrance Event, where we were Ecstatic to Excavate and Eat an Extra-sweet pink cake layered with
Eagerness and Emotion.
*If true, she will be on the Cusp of Oscillation, between a Cancer- like Mom and many cousins, and Leo- like Nona and Grandpa, and numerous aunties and uncles.*